A Coercionary Tale

My own latest honk if you love Borges (and Gibson) moment surfaced when a search for the accidental death of a DJ that never lived was interrupted by a rapper with a stolen book of rhyme.

Loc: "Relax, fool! No one's gettin' dumped on. I'm a warrior poet. I tell a coercionary tale about life on the streets, you know?"

I suppose it's more Malaprop than Borges, but I think he would have approved.